Photoshop is a program that can do wonders. It can erase all sorts of unwanted detail or add a whole new different effect of your taste.
But it’s not a skill that everyone has. If you’re not a whiz with Photoshop, sometimes you have to ask for help. And that’s where James Fridman enters. Fridman is more than a whiz with photo-editing. He’s a veritable wizard. But he also has quite the sense of humor. And occasionally he takes people’s requests for Photoshop help a little too literally. OK, more than occasionally. He has a whole website where he shares the hilarious ways he interprets people’s Photoshop requests, and it’s just too perfect.
We all know that Photoshop can be used to make any picture pretty much anything that you want, like erasing wrinkles or putting a cat on a motorcycle.
But if you’re not proficient in the practice and still want to make your pictures a bit better, have no fear, as Photoshop wizard James Fridman will accept your request via Facebook and Twitter and do exactly what they ask for — literally.
Ready for battle.
via: Facebook
Well, he’s somewhere back there.
Next time be more specific. This is technically what he asked for!
Breast Friends
via: Facebook
Great.
Now he needs a bro bra.
Look, when you’re not super specific, requests can be interpreted in myriad ways.
America the beautiful.
via: Facebook
Look at that!
His banana hammock even matches the store.
To be fair, Walmart is pretty much the definition of America.
Date Night
via: Facebook
Will there be a second date?
I think I can see a connection.
We’re just getting started folks…
Feeling Plucky
via: Facebook
Just shave them off.
Cut your losses.
Space Case
via: Facebook
One small step for man,
One giant leap for Photoshop.
Razor Sharp
via: Facebook
As smooth as a baby’s bottom.
He looks 30 years younger again!
Reality Bites
via: Facebook
Welcome to adulthood.
Good luck with that.
Daddy Issues
via: Facebook
He’s very, very flexible.
Either that or we need to call an exorcist.
The next one is hilarious.
Phoning It In
via: Facebook
Oh, baby!
That’ll do it.
Trump Card
via: Facebook
Making America great again…
…or something like that.
She’s got legs…
via: Facebook
Literally.
She’s about 7 feet of just legs.
End Game
via: Facebook
Something appears to be missing…
What a bum deal.
Sky High
via: Facebook
Up, up and away!
Like, really far up and away!
Feeling Blue
via: Facebook
Oh, they’ll know it’s you.
Don’t worry about that.
It’s logic.
via: Facebook
Didn’t see that one coming, did you?
Neither did he.
Animal Instinct
via: Facebook
Sticking his neck out a bit…
See? It doesn’t seem so bad now.
The Six-Pack
via: Facebook
And then next pick up a dictionary.
Girls dig good grammar.
(Don’t) Smile
via: Facebook
Damn, that happiness!
Let’s turn that frown back down.
Sad Affleck.
via: Facebook
Maybe he just remembered that Gigli exists.
Busy, busy!
via: Facebook
Hey now, let’s be fair.
They only take recesses/vacations every couple of weeks.
Oui, oui!
via: Facebook
Maybe she would be a good fit for our spelling champion there up above.
That’s amore!
Pooling Resources
via: Facebook
With all the comforts of home.
And really? A sexy pool?
What, is it laced with perfume or something?
Here kitty, kitty…
via: Facebook
And also, if you’re only dream is to be a cat, maybe it’s time to reassess a few things.
I think I can…
via: Facebook
Run!
Run for your life!
Keeping Up
via: Facebook
See?
You should have been more specific.
Shake it off.
via: Facebook
Well, you got part of her.
But sorry, you’re never ever getting back together.
The Right Angle
via: Facebook
Spelling is very important, people.
Tattoos are forever.
Move the Bench
via: James Fridman
I mean, he did what they asked.
The next one is too good.
Swimmin’ with the Duckies
via: James Fridman
Ah, that’s better.
I’d love to be in the water with ducks!
Definitely Less Awkward
via: James Fridman
At some point, you just have to accept that reality is better than fiction. In some cases.
Out of the Frying Pan…
via: James Fridman
Hahaha LOL.
This is too much.
Disappearing Girlfriend
via: James Fridman
And she was never seen or heard from again.
But at least he had the dress to remember her by.
Different Directions
via: James Fridman
Oh my god I can’t stop staring at this one.
The next one will blow your socks off.
I Scream, You Scream
via: James Fridman
Now I’m hungry for a sweet treat.
You?
Sleepy Singer
via: James Fridman
Now he’s rocking out in the background!
Much better.
Who Wears Short Shorts?
via: James Fridman
Everyone wears short shorts!
Those are some chicken legs right there.
A Good Face
via: James Fridman
Yes that is a good face.
A very good face.
Nice Ass
via: James Fridman
Aw, it’s cute!
The next one takes it to the next level.
Guess Who?
via: James Fridman
Perfect.
She’s never looked better.
Mt. Baldy
via: James Fridman
Amazing.
Love it.
Short Dad
via: James Fridman
I like that the pants didn’t move at all.
Too much work.
Richie Rich
via: James Fridman
That’s one way to do it.
So funny.
I think this is his best work yet.
via: Facebook
This just goes to show that you have to be careful what you wish for.
The next one is beyond hilarious.
Space cadet
via: Facebook
He was really keyed in.
But I guess it’s better than ending up deleted.
Seeing red
via: Facebook
He’s right.
Your family is lit.
*Cue slow run on the beach*
via: Facebook
I’ll be there,
I’ll be ready,
Never your fear,
Now don’t you fear,
I’ll be there,
Forever and always, I’m always here!
Getting buff
via: Facebook
No pain, no gain.
Sounds like a pretty good trade.
Lend me a hand
via: Facebook
It’s nice the sheep were given their own underwater gear.
And kisses back to Spain!
The next one will really get you.
Photobomb
via: Facebook
No problem.
Whew! Glad that weirdo is out of there.
The cover-up
via: Facebook
Her eyes are up there…
As are something that look like pink cat ears.
CSI: Grass
via: Facebook
One must always follow the rules.
Keep off the grass, you rebel.
Flip and flop
via: Facebook
My, what long arm legs you have!
I imagine manicures and pedicures can get confusing.
May the force be with you
via: Facebook Go to the dark side…
…or the store for some Nair.
The next one is perfect.
Oops
via: Facebook
How do you walk in those things?
Someone get that girl some flats…and a torso.
Couldn’t care less
via: Facebook
Like a boss.
A BOSS.
Her breast idea yet
via: Facebook
Not just big, but SUPER big.
I imagine it’s hard to find bras that fit, but a valiant effort.
Care for some lemonade?
via: Facebook
See?
Stars, they’re just like us!
Hungry for love
via: Facebook
He does know how the Titanic ended up, right?
You’re better off just grabbing a bite to eat on dry land.
The next one defies gravity.
Peace
via: Facebook
I guess it’s better than being asked to look “Facebook.”
Imagine all the reactions and pokes you would have to deal with.
Stuck in the middle
via: Facebook
I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller…
Getting foxy
via: Facebook
Presto, chango!
There’s your breaking news!
Deep thoughts
via: Facebook
Pizza or sushi?
That’s like the Sophie’s Choice of food…how about both?
Take your vitamins
via: Facebook
It could be worse.
He could have been stuck starching and steaming shirts.
The next one will make you cackle.
A new hybrid
via: Facebook
Demon or cyborg?
His parents must be so proud, or demonic cyborgs and it just skipped a generation.
Best work yet
via: Facebook
Words to live by.
Be proud of the unique person that is you.
Well done.
Run!
via: Facebook
GAH!
Who wouldn’t run from those things?!?
Cleaning up
via: Facebook
He’s like a modern day Cinderella.
Good for him.
Boiling over
via: Facebook
It’s impossible to not look cool when boating through a pot of pasta.
The next one is too good.
Trickle down
via: Facebook
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
At least he wasn’t on top of the Ferris wheel.
She’s got legs
via: Facebook
Or, rather, one really long freaky leg.
For days.
Standing tall
via: Facebook
You technically got what you asked for…
But now your arm’s coming out of your head.
Phoning It In
via: Facebook
Funny how he seems to have lost all interest in his phone.
Wonder why?
Getting social
via: Facebook
It would be funny if it wasn’t so true.
The next one will haunt your nightmares.
S’up dog?
via: Facebook
If you lied to your friends about your new car, you’re kind of asking for it.
Mystery man
via: Facebook
How did she expect him to crop him out without it being obvious that a whole person was missing?
Monkeying around
via: Facebook
He does look pretty happy!
Maybe because he’s finally in the spotlight.
Go fly a kite
via: Facebook
Sometimes dreams are best left unfulfilled.
This one is clearly a disaster.
Doggone it
via: Facebook
Wouldn’t it be nice if all our food just regenerated by request?
Side note: those are some honking corn dogs.
The next one will really get you.
Lady in red
via: Facebook
She looked like she needed a hug.
Success!
Head and shoulders
via: Facebook
It looks like he has a good head on his…arm.
At least you can definitely tell it’s attached to his body now.
Awkward
via: Facebook
I feel like we’re kind of invading their privacy.
Back away slowly…
Looking good
via: Facebook
My, what big eyes you have!
Much better to keep open while photos are being taken.
Hitting the slopes
via: Facebook
The thing is no one would have even noticed the “weird fist thing” if she hadn’t pointed it out.
The next one is hilarious.
Oh, brother
via: Facebook
A little Zac Efron never hurt anyone.
In fact, I think he makes everything better.
Let it go
via: Facebook
Do you want to build a snowman?
The shoes are a fabulous touch, by the way.
Eagle eye
via: Facebook
Did you find them all?
I got to 10 and then gave up…
Spelling counts
via: Facebook
Making America “grate” again, one photo at a time.
Say “cheese!”
Skin deep beauty
via: Facebook
A helpful reminder: it’s truly what’s inside that counts.
Thanks for spreading the good word, James.
Freckle face
via: Facebook
What you might think makes you a freak, actually just makes you unique.
There’s no way to Photoshop in a great personality.